These Texas Cops are Lying About Not Profiling Their App’s Users

…and Apple is laundering their lies right through the App Store

Dear Reader,

There were several strange things about the tweet that landed in my DMs last week, not least of which was the attractive female police officer in heavy makeup, fully uniformed, geared up, and tastefully accessorized with earrings and an Apple Watch.

The weirdest thing about the tweet is that the police were promoting an app.